Humorous SEX-Pectations Vs Reality Facts

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You watched Fifty Shades Of Grey or porn with your partner, and you were all spiced up, wanting to try that sexy move Christian Grey tried on Anastasia. But oops! It didn’t go quite as you imagined it in your head. But, relax! It’s not just you. More often than not, sex is far from what we imagine it to be. It’s not perfect to the T and there are a million embarrassing things that can happen during and after sex.

These wonderful illustrations by Loryn Brantz capture the klutzy nature of sex, and we think it’s pretty spot on.

 

1. Shower Sex

 

It’s going perfect, everything is smooth, foamy and wet, but then you suddenly open your eyes and WHOA! You either fall butt hard on the floor trying to get the perfect position or this happens.

 

Hot and wet shower sex

 

2. Your O-Face

 

Orgasm face expressions

 

 

3. Reverse Cowgirl

 

Yeehaw! One thing leads to another, you try as many sex positions as possible. But there is always this one position where you end up getting hurt or hurting the other person.

 

reverse cowgirl sex position




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