Ranbir-Deepika Have Ruined Vacations For The Youth Of India

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Think About it..

When was the Last time you went on a get-away with friends to an exotic location, got lucky with a bunch of hot, single and clearly dumb girls on the way your excursion, got into shit, got out of it and finally returned home with the love of your life whom you happened to meet along the way. And after that towards the end of everything shouted, “What happens in XYZ, stays in XYZ!”

 

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Never! Right? Well it won’t happen ever either. You know why?

Because you’re no Ranbir Kapoor. And there’s definitely no Deepika Padukone waiting for you out there. And most importantly, you got your fucking trip organised by TripAdvisor and not Imtiaz Ali.

 

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Every human who has ever had a friend circle in his/her ’20s would surely know that a real vacation plan goes through the following 3 phases:

Stage I: Planning a weekend trip over Whatsapp/Facebook every Friday (preferably clubbed with a gazetted holiday).

Stage II: Planning for Manali trip and settling for Rishikesh since there will be at least one friend who’s saving for his/her mother’s operation/sister’s marriage/ GF’s birthday.

Stage III: Catching the last bus/train after days of convincing and backing out.

And when you finally survive the three stages and get down to finally boarding the bus/train to your destination, You think ‘Fuck everything! We are the best wolf pack of the world that can deal with anything and we are going to have the time of our lives. ‘

Because haven’t Ranbir and Deepika taught us just that… Erm except our realities are just a wee bit different!

Here’s how Ranbir-Deepika ruined vacations for the youth of the country:

 

1. Expectation: Running into an old crush at the platform.

 

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Reality:

 

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2. Expectation: A little DDLJ moment while getting in.

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Reality:

 

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